UK Paintball has now adjusted its policies accordingly. “We respectfully ask that any ladies with surgical breast implants notify our team at the time of booking,” according to a statement on its website. “You will be given special information on the dangers of paintballing with enhanced boobs and asked to sign a disclaimer.”
(Source: Los Angeles Times, via latimes)
Remember, All-Stars — when visiting the Phoenix area for Tuesday’s game, make sure to pack all your equipment, a video camera to record the memories from this special occasion, warm-weather, clothes, and…
PAPERS VHICH YOU VILL CARRY VITH YOU AT ALL TIMES!
Also sunblock. Don’t skimp on the sunblock.
[Photo of the head of Arizona’s Welcoming Committee courtesy of this guy’s Flickr stream.]
(Source: americanmccarver)
Many are prison doctors, dentists or nurses. Total compensation can be pushed higher by payouts for unused vacation and sick time. Last year, a prison doctor collected $777,423 and a dentist got $599,403.
Why am I not surprised by this?
(Source: Los Angeles Times)
We’ve seen some pretty bad ideas for reality TV shows come to fruition, but they all pale in comparison toDe Allerslechtste chauffeur van Nederland? (Who Is The Worst Driver In The Netherlands?) – a concept that takes bad drivers and puts them behind the wheel in a series of contests.
Show organizers apparently got their answer when a contestant identified as Pim mistook the accelerator for the brake, veered off course, took his hands from the wheel, covered his eyes, struck a car and ran down both a camera man and the show’s host. By some small miracle, no one was seriously injured in the episode, though host Ruben Nicolai spent some time in the hospital as a result of Pim’s excursion.
Strangely enough, the show shoved two passengers into the car with Pim for his stunt. Neither of the two ladies were harmed in his off-course adventure despite the fact that he hit a staff car hard enough to shatter the windshield in his Volvo and blow the airbags. Hit the jump to watch the video for yourself
Dutch people must be desperate for some TV shows.
GOP SENATOR: SAYING MILLIONAIRES SHOULD SHARE PAIN IS ‘PATHETIC’ - http://pulse.me/s/xeq9
What about the middle class family, who can barely afford to keep afloat? The family who is not too poor for financial aid but not rich enough to afford their kid’s tuition? I think it’s pathetic how the middle class in America is shrinking because of these Republican bastards.
According to NFL.com analyst Gil Brandt, QBBrett Favre might be considering a(nother) comeback for a 21st NFL season.
“I do think Favre would be interested in talking to a team about returning,” Brandt wrote in an NFL.com chat Tuesday. “But I don’t see a team out there right now that would bring him back as a starter.”
Brandt was vice president of player personnel for the Cowboys for three decades. However he hasn’t worked in an NFL front office for more than 20 years. Still, he remains very well-connected in league circles.
Fuck, Favre, hang it the fuck up already.
What happens if you spawn a creeper on every square inch of the world…
Woww.
I’ll take ‘em on. Give me 300 diamond swords, I’ll get a good 1/20th of ‘em.
(Source: the-nameless-one)
When you can’t beat em (Google Apps in the Cloud), don’t even try. Pay people to use your service instead.
No, it’s not straight-up cash. But it’s still hundreds of thousands of dollars in incentives such as other Microsoft software. Money that would otherwise be revenue from the University of Nebraska to Microsoft. So yes, they are paying them.
Microsoft… stop doing it wrong already.
life:
Casey Anthony reacts to being found not guilty of murder charges at the Orange County Courthouse in Orlando, Fla., on July 5, 2011. She faced the death penalty for charges of murdering her 2-year-old daughter, Caylee.
The next OJ Simpson? Not exactly. The only evidence of her possibly killing her daughter is because she constantly lied to police. But that leads to the question - who the *fuck* did kill her?
Every working American should be dismayed by — and afraid of — what BMW is doing.
These employees exemplified the best qualities of the American worker. They devoted their working lives to BMW, at a time when it was building and solidifying its U.S. beachhead. Their wages, with benefits, paid for a reasonable middle-class lifestyle if they managed it carefully. Throw in the job security they were encouraged to expect, and they had the confidence to make sacrifices and investments that contributed to the economy for the long term, like college education for the kids, an addition on the house, a new baby. Then one day they were handed a mass pink slip, effective in a matter of weeks.
(Source: Los Angeles Times, via latimes)
Memorial Day kicked off the unofficial start of grilling season here in the US of A, which no doubt means many of you are going to be pattying up some hamburgers over the next few months. A good burger is a thing to take pride in and a little extra attention will help get it just right.
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Tips on how to make some mothefucking good burgers.
Over the past few years I have worked as a computer technician fixing and repairing people’s PCs in the local area. That being said I have quit that job and now donate all of my time to my startup software company(which can be found here for those interested: Narauk). You may ask why I quit my…
I’d just buy a Mac. *hides*
life:
1754: Washington Surrenders… 1817: Construction on the Erie Canal Begins …1865: ‘Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland’ Is Published…
We bet you’re wondering what we’re talking about— Sure, for most of us the Fourth of July will always be most tightly linked in the American Mind with the Continental Congress adopting the Declaration of Independence in 1776. That said, it’s hardly the only significant event (in the U.S., and around the world) to occur on that date down through history. Herein, a few others… It Happened on the Fourth of July
Great picture.
The brand dropped him in August 2007, halting the release of his fifth signature shoe, the Air Zoom Vick V, and releasing a statement saying that cruelty to animals was “inhumane, abhorrent and unacceptable.”
I’m all for rehabilitation, believing people can change, second chances and the like. But… too soon?
I’m not sure about this. Players change, and Michael Vick is a great football player, but I agree - too soon.
(Source: americanmccarver)
Yes!!!
